tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-165514632011-04-21T21:43:28.280-07:00cBwhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10411194913826483973noreply@blogger.comBlogger111100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16551463.post-1136426104730762742006-01-04T17:52:00.000-08:002006-01-04T17:55:04.740-08:00never posted in long time...this blog kinda stagnant now...anyway, update!<br /><br /><br />quote:<br /><br />Red: how're we going to steal this bloody safe?<br /><br />Clefairy: I know! Let's move the whole room instead!<br /><br />Red: Urgh.(trying to moving room...)<br /><br /><br />Red: *punches Clefairy* how do you expect us th move the entire room!!!????!!!!<br /><br /><br />urghh........<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16551463-113642610473076274?l=theviolinpro.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>cBwhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10411194913826483973noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16551463.post-1128065093991433012005-09-30T00:23:00.000-07:002005-12-15T08:36:05.843-08:00what does a viola and a lawsuit have in common?<br /><br /><br /><em>Everyone is happy when the case is closed.</em><br /><br /><br /><em>ciao</em><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16551463-112806509399143301?l=theviolinpro.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>cBwhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10411194913826483973noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16551463.post-1126792539006752292005-09-15T06:51:00.000-07:002005-09-15T06:56:45.616-07:00Why is a violist like a terrorist?<br /><br />They both screw up bowings (Boeings/bowings...get it?)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16551463-112679253900675229?l=theviolinpro.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>cBwhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10411194913826483973noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16551463.post-1126282878819309342005-09-09T09:21:00.000-07:002005-09-09T09:21:18.820-07:00What's the definition of an assistant conductor? <br />A mouse trying to become a rat.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16551463-112628287881930934?l=theviolinpro.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>cBwhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10411194913826483973noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16551463.post-1126282836009574902005-09-09T09:20:00.000-07:002005-09-09T09:20:36.010-07:00A conductor and a violist are standing in the middle of the road. which one do you run over first, and why? <br />The conductor. Business before pleasure.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16551463-112628283600957490?l=theviolinpro.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>cBwhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10411194913826483973noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16551463.post-1126282702746655112005-09-09T09:18:00.000-07:002005-09-09T09:18:22.746-07:00How do you get a 'cellist to play fortissimo? <br />Write "pp, espressivo" <br /><br />How do you make a cello sound beautiful? <br />Sell it and buy a violin.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16551463-112628270274665511?l=theviolinpro.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>cBwhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10411194913826483973noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16551463.post-1126282671697636632005-09-09T09:17:00.001-07:002005-09-09T09:17:51.696-07:00What's the definition of a minor second? <br />Two violists playing in unison.<br /><br />What's the difference between a viola and an onion? <br />No one cries when you cut up a viola.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16551463-112628267169763663?l=theviolinpro.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>cBwhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10411194913826483973noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16551463.post-1126282638333127392005-09-09T09:17:00.000-07:002005-09-09T09:17:18.333-07:00How do you get a viola section to play spiccato? <br />Write a whole note with "solo" above it.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16551463-112628263833312739?l=theviolinpro.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>cBwhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10411194913826483973noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16551463.post-1126282605644318842005-09-09T09:16:00.000-07:002005-09-09T09:16:45.643-07:00"Haven't I seen your face before?" a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant. <br /><br />"You have, Your Honor," the man answered hopefully. "I gave your son violin lessons last winter." <br /><br />"Ah, yes," recalled the judge. "Twenty years!"<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16551463-112628260564431884?l=theviolinpro.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>cBwhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10411194913826483973noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16551463.post-1126282208403489262005-09-09T09:09:00.001-07:002005-09-09T09:10:08.403-07:00Why do people tremble with fear when someone comes into a bank carrying a violin case? <br />They think he's carrying a machine gun and might be about to use it. <br />Why do people tremble with fear when someone comes into a bank carrying a viola case? <br />They think he's carrying a viola and might be about to use it.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16551463-112628220840348926?l=theviolinpro.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>cBwhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10411194913826483973noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16551463.post-1126282162059081822005-09-09T09:09:00.000-07:002005-09-09T09:09:22.066-07:00Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording? <br />Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/16551463-112628216205908182?l=theviolinpro.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>cBwhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10411194913826483973noreply@blogger.com0