never posted in long time...this blog kinda stagnant now...anyway, update!


quote:

Red: how're we going to steal this bloody safe?

Clefairy: I know! Let's move the whole room instead!

Red: Urgh.(trying to moving room...)


Red: *punches Clefairy* how do you expect us th move the entire room!!!????!!!!


urghh........

posted by cBw at 5:52 PM

what does a viola and a lawsuit have in common?


Everyone is happy when the case is closed.


ciao

posted by cBw at 12:23 AM

Why is a violist like a terrorist?

They both screw up bowings (Boeings/bowings...get it?)

posted by cBw at 6:51 AM

What's the definition of an assistant conductor?
A mouse trying to become a rat.

posted by cBw at 9:21 AM

A conductor and a violist are standing in the middle of the road. which one do you run over first, and why?
The conductor. Business before pleasure.

posted by cBw at 9:20 AM

How do you get a 'cellist to play fortissimo?
Write "pp, espressivo"

How do you make a cello sound beautiful?
Sell it and buy a violin.

posted by cBw at 9:18 AM

What's the definition of a minor second?
Two violists playing in unison.

What's the difference between a viola and an onion?
No one cries when you cut up a viola.

posted by cBw at 9:17 AM

How do you get a viola section to play spiccato?
Write a whole note with "solo" above it.

posted by cBw at 9:17 AM

"Haven't I seen your face before?" a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant.

"You have, Your Honor," the man answered hopefully. "I gave your son violin lessons last winter."

"Ah, yes," recalled the judge. "Twenty years!"

posted by cBw at 9:16 AM

Why do people tremble with fear when someone comes into a bank carrying a violin case?
They think he's carrying a machine gun and might be about to use it.
Why do people tremble with fear when someone comes into a bank carrying a viola case?
They think he's carrying a viola and might be about to use it.

posted by cBw at 9:09 AM

Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording?
Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.

posted by cBw at 9:09 AM